completelyinfallible:

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

wholesomely-gay:

monkeybean29:

metrosexualgangster:

shittycryptids:

A snake that’s wide instead of long

Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.

striders:

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

paulthebukkit:

married now. congratulations

beyoncescock:

when you and your friend are high and your paranoid friend’s like

and youre just like