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thefrogman:

The first casualty of the buyout. 


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dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

image

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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mukurohikusaba:

coyotestar:

might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

oh my fucking god


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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.


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petparent:

petparent:

I take a lot of pride is the drawing of scene hair 

I need these to get at least 1k notes


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tyriankarkat:

essay-storage:

fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

I’m here!

STOP

STOP

STOP

STOP

  1. STOP
  • STOP.

THIS IS CALLED PLAGIARISM. AND IT IS ILLEGAL.

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  • Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
  • George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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eridylan:

Meenah and Aranea more like kawaii waifus am i rite. 


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shmegel:

yes but how old is the sport

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gaytransguys:

I love how this makes more sense than doing 15 minutes of argumentative Trans 101 with an adult.


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garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

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flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

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paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.